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[Jan. 21st, 2012|09:40 pm] |
EVERYBODY STOP THE PRESSES.
There is snow on the ground. I don't care what you're doing right now, we all need to go to Central Park right now and enjoy this. Seriously. SNOW. We haven't had snow since October. This is something to be super excited over. SNOW ANGELS, GUYS. SNOWMEN. SNOWBALL FIGHTS, SUPERHERO STYLE.
SOMEBODY GET ON BOARD WITH ME PLEASE. |
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[Sep. 11th, 2011|12:57 am] |
Everybody? Try to be safe tomorrow. I'll be patrolling around the city just in case, but seriously. It's a dangerous world out there, and bitches be planning shit. If you see anything, report it. If you're feeling worried, stay home. And for the love of all that is awesome in the world you stupid freaking bratty kids, don't joke around about bombs and shit while you're in New York this week, because your asses will be tackled by secret service, police officers, the bomb squad, and a blonde chick in blue spandex who will set your stupid ass on fire.
And this has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Human Torch. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2011|04:35 pm] |
S.O.S. BRAINY SUPERHEROES. I THINK I JUST TURNED ON A MACHINE I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT MY MITTS ON.
CAN'T WE JUST UNPLUG IT?
Maybe if Reed didn't plug a million and one things in everywhere! COUNTDOWNS AREN'T GOOD PEOPLE. HEAD FOR THE HILLS. DUCK AND COVER. EMERGENCY PROTOCOL INSERT SOME RANDOM NUMBER HERE. |
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[May. 7th, 2011|08:04 pm] |
Well hey there reincarnate community! It's a nice little place you've all set up for yourself. Ahh, modern technology. What would we do without our internet? I know I'd lose it, fellow crazies. I'm pretty sure my Blackberry is glued to my hands at all hours of the day. Reed's head would explode if he couldn't use a computer. Know what? We should get rid of the internet for a day just to see... Which would only work if we knew where he was my friend.
Since I got off-topic and have no idea where I was going, we'll just move on to what we're supposed to be doing, and that's warning everybody. If you see a girl on fire flying through the sky DO NOT BE ALARMED! That's just me. I do that sometimes. And for everybody out there judging me right now, suck it. We know you'd be doing it too if you could.
For those of you who don't already know, and if you don't that's a shame because we're awesome if I do say so myself, my name's Alyssa, and my counterpart here is Johnny Storm. Though, he goes by the monikers Human Torch, Hottie, and That Awesome Guy as well. And yes. We offer autographs. |
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